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A Horse's View of the World
from Sue Laflamme

Arena

 Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.

Bit

 Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive 
tissues of the mouth.

Bucking

 Counter-irritant.

Crossties

 Gymnastic apparatus.

Dressage

 Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.

Farrier

 Disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.

Fence

 Barrier that protects good grazing.

Grain

 Sole virtue of domestication.

Hitching Rail

 Means by which to test one's strength

Horse trailer

 Mobile cave bear den.

Hotwalker

 The lesser of two evils.

Jump

 An opportunity for self-expression.

Latch

 A type of puzzle.

Longeing

 Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.

Owner

 Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.

Rider

 Owner overstepping its bounds.

Trainer

 Owner with mob connections.

Veterinarian

 Flightless albino vulture





    

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