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 Cooked semen available
 Rider must sell: horse going to college. [How much is tuition for a horse starting college?}

 Welsh filly, pretty head & eye. Just stared over fences. 

 Willingly piaffes & massages

 1899 filly offered for sale
 Aged race gelding, has four clean kegs
 Aged Warmblood mare, no lices.

 Appleloosa for sale

 Always in the ribbons over fences & thunder saddle
 Attractive gelding for Combined Training, ready to brake in the spring
 Bay 3-yr-old, lightly started, lounges well

 Gray pony, very athletic, broke to dive

 LFG - Live Floral Guarantee

 Many sport horses for sale, all apes and sizes

 Oldenburg colt, will manure to 17 hands

 Registered Hockey Club mare

 Select young stock for sale, top scores at insurrection
 Small horse farm for sale, 33 acres, large fenced pastures plus three small haddocks

 Super mover-gloats over the ground!

 3-yr-old TB mare, recently startled under saddle

 Young Hanoverian, started u/s, bumping over small courses


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