"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could
suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."
" What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"
"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into
and Lil Kids
"Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."
"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at
least 100 lbs."
and Hoses on the Ground
"Dreaded North American trail snakes."
"Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the
"Two words: impending tornado."
the number one scary thing in the minds of horses?
Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them
off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's
just not right. No matter how fast the horse trots, the dang
cart is still running after him. Oh, the Horror!!!