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Want to know how...

To make a mare come in heat?
Take her to a show? 

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Author Helen Dilworth, 
Trilogy Farm, Santa Cruz, CA.

Want to know how to.........

To induce labor in a mare?
Take a nap.

To cure equine constipation?
Load them in a clean trailer.

To cure equine insomnia?
Take them in a halter class.

To get a horse to stay very calm and laid back?
Enter them in a liberty class.

To get a horse to wash their own feet?
Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.

To get a mare to come in heat?
Take her to a show.

To get a mare in foal the first cover?
Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.

To make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always
Sell her before she foals.

To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch?
Get him out late at night or anytime no one is a round to see him.

To induce a cold snap in the weather?
Clip a horse.

To make it rain?
Mow a field of hay.

To make a small fortune in the horse business?
Start with a large one.

Helen Dilworth
Trilogy Farm
Santa Cruz, CA


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